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Konichiwa Oppai gazō - The most interesting man in the league

2022-09-22

So time for another one of these and our first GM (not counting Karp). I'm gonna be honest, I'm not sure how many of these answers are real, but they are entertaining nonetheless. 

1) Name - Paul Canosa
2) Age - 58
3) Location - Shizuoka Japan
4) Fave hockey team (and why) - I grew up 3 blocks from MSG and my first experience was the NYR run to the finals in 79
5) What you do for work - I teach English as a foreign language and do some consulting
6) How you got into the sim world - I started in APBA about 20 years ago, then a buddy and I made the CCHL league which is still going on today
7) Fave hockey memory - Best memory was meeting Wayne and Mess during a college match down near the glass
8) What made you choose Stutzle with the first pick in the draft - Stutzle has the highest upside is already established in the league and on his entry deal. I am surprised he was available
9) Favorite way to spend a weekend - I enjoy reading, hiking and cooking so if my weekend contains those 3 things then life is good
10) What makes you you - I grew up in Manhattan back when president Ford told us to get screwed. Its a big city, but actually its not a very large community of families and many of us know each other through mutual friends. Hanging around rich and famous people was sop which I didn't realize was unusual until after I left the city for school. I met John Lennon, Paul McCartney, dated Dustin Hoffman's daughter. Stuff like that. We have to learn the hustle to get ahead in life. Everyone has an edge somewhere, the question is how one uses it. As Woody Allen said "90% of life is just showing up"
11) Fave food/meal - My lasagna kicks ass
12) The boob pics. Is there a story behind it? Why do you do it? - I just think women are sexy and its fun to share. Many of you guys seem to already know each other so it was a way to get in with the "guys" so to speak. Normally I don't spam boob gifs however