Canucks Declared Rival of Blackhawks 2022-10-14 The Chicago Blackhawks have announced today that the Vancouver Canucks are now considered a rival of the team. After several incidents over the past few seasons, the General Manager of the Blackhawks was fed up with the Canucks, officially announcing the rivalry in a sudden manner. "I did not see it coming," says the Non-Canuck Canucks GM, "but I am not surprised that someone from the land of deep dish pizza would make this claim. We both know that it is inferior to NY style pizza and especially any kind of seafood from Vancouver ." During Non-Canuck Canucks GM's press conference, he made sure this last point was made clearly to everyone ordering a BC sushi roll and a japadog in the middle of it. He stayed an extra 30 minutes to eat his entire meal in front of the reporters, especially the ones from the Blackhawks media. The GM for the Blackhawks, Robby, did not make a comment, but sent memes to the Canucks further adding flames to their newest rivals.
